About Us

pirateAye aye, me hearties!

Pull up a stool ‘ere and I’ll spin ye a yarn of a might able and suitable family, of which you may lay to that, who’s embarked upon a most unorthodox, yet adventuresome journey.

It all started in that thar great and vast land of Texas, where I reckon they fetched a pretty penny for thar plunder, and shoaled thar landlubber ways to boot, to embrace a life amongst sailing vessels, the sea, and the likes of our fine company, as the case were. And, taken thar right and proper bearings they ‘ave, mates; in a mere two years the lot of us they’ve become. As the adage goes, “You can’t touch pitch and not get mucked.” Aaarrrr….

They set a course to the small island of Sint Maarten, in the Dutch West Indies, where they clapped thar eyes upon, and commandeered a clever craft of Italian descent and repute. Yet laid athwart for years she’d been. Aye mates, neglected to the p’int of nearly marry’n the reef in that thar lagoon just off Shrimpy’s tavern was no way to treat a gallant lady, but that she were, nearly filled to ‘er gills in despair and lost in all hope.

Now any jack-tar worth his salt knows that a rescue in a gale can be ticklish business, but never in a clove hitch did this able-bodied crew find there travails. No, mates, resurrect from nearly dead this fine lady they did. Dooty is dooty, messmates, as this crew lived and breathed it, spent nearly every waking hour of two years just nigh of Marigot on the French side of that thar rock, strippen ‘er down to ‘er bones and breath’n fresh new life into ‘er soul. Shipshape and seaworthy she is now lads, and dash my buttons, they brought’er back to ‘er former glory by a long sea mile.

Now this ‘ere staunch crew of competent shipwrights ‘ave laid thar course to be sailing the seven seas in the spirit of us Gentlemen of Fortune. But upon my word of honor, to pillage and plunder the lands and seas as we lads ‘ad done in the past is not their manner of ways. No, this ‘ere family, and an ‘andsomer lot you couldn’t look to get, is a new breed of corsair who are all disposed to be ‘elp’n this ‘ere ol’ worn out planet, its land and sea creatures, and its scores of landlubbers who’ve, for one turn of fate or another, ‘ave found themselves ‘ove-to on a lee shore.

Well split my sides, I’d a ‘ad a glad ‘eart to be sail’n with the likes of these precious sea-calves. This ‘eres a true adventure! One with a purpose, and whose talent of the crew, who’ve proven themselves smart as paint, will enlighten, educate, entertain and hopefully inspire all of us who find ourselves in plenty of booty to belay our comfort a bit and pitch us all off our aft quarters to help make a difference on this ‘ere planet.

You may lay to that, mates.

About the Boat:

Kai Ohana

Kai Ohana

Meet the Crew:

Craig Bach

Craig Bach

Lauren Bach

Lauren Bach

Tracy Bach

Tracy Bach

Preston Bach

Preston Bach

Sara Bach

Sara Bach

Alexis Bach

Alexis Bach

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